Not Worth It

I happened to find a mostly frozen bottle of Cocaine energy drink in my house, and of course, I had to try it. I regret making that choice. You know those atomic fireball cinnamon candies, that kind of burn your mouth, but aren't too bad? Cocaine is like that, but in your throat, and fake strawberry flavored. It's pretty unpleasant. I've eaten fermented soybeans, which were pretty gross, but I'm inclined to eat that, rather than drink Cocaine. Don't try it, it's not worth it.